It’s pretty apparent that sellers of 10 kuai umbrellas outside Shanghai’s Metro stations during unexpected downpours have mastered the Law of Murphy: someone’s bound to forget an umbrella on a rainy day. And they’re definitely going to need one with pink leopard print.
I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve started a very respectable collection of these 10 or 15 kuai (sometimes I splurge on a convenience store one) umbrellas that have proven themselves crucial in Shanghai’s erratic weather. Evidence gathered over the past 3 years living in the area has proven insufficient to make any solid conclusions as to which season is the actual “rainy season” in Shanghai. Each 3-month period of time seems to have the same amount of rain as the preceding one, despite my coworkers’ assertions that I should expect whatever season is next to be the actual rainy season.
You’d think that with this high a degree of unpredictability (or predictability, Murphy would say) I might always carry an umbrella with me so I could avoid a dog-pile of umbrellas in my closet. But I like to live dangerously. Keeps me on my toes. It’s why I have such strong toes.
But if there’s one thing in the world more predictable than Shanghai weather’s unpredictability, it’s that aforementioned 10 kuai umbrellas will break.
Circumstances under which a 10 kuai umbrella will break [Inspired by McSweeney’s Book of Lists]
Heavy wind
Moderate wind
Wind
Snow
Sleet
Rain
If you touch it
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Its happening everywhere….In India also, the weather pattern or the whole season has become unpredictable. Alternative research guys says, we are heading towards an Ice Age with overwhelming evidence.
We can’t trust the scientific community, they lie through their teeth as they did for global warming and then climate change.
go to iceagenow.com to get more info..its interesting or dr bill deagle interview in projectavalon
I saw Ice Age, and Ice Age 2. I have yet to see Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs, so I can only comment as to the legitimacy of the first 2. They were not that good.
isn’t it Murphy’s Law?
same thing in my book. really not even a real law nor does anyone really know who murphy was, so doubt there’s strict rules on usage
Who Murphy was? Well… Wikipedia knows
Edward Aloysius Murphy, Jr. (January 11, 1918 – July 17, 1990[1]) was an American aerospace engineer who worked on safety-critical systems. He is best-known for the eponymous Murphy’s Law, which is said to state, “Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.”
The state-approved history books here all say that Murphy, like Darwin, Jesus, and Napoleon, was Chinese.
Apparently he was a minister in the Tang dynastic court – the antiquated equivalent of what we now call a “cabinet”. His official title was “President of Tibet” so all the fucking doubters and naysayers can suck it.
Murphy was quite obviously Polish. I cannot think of another group of people able to craft such applicable ballast.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murphy%27s_law