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Liar Liar Pants on Fire
28 February 2011 9:29 PM | 3 CommentsLie of the Day: "We'll never seek economic growth rate and big size at the price of environment," - Wen Jiabao. Thanks for the laugh big guy.
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10,000 Miles Later and One Less Car-less Mongolian Child
23 February 2011 2:50 PM | 1 CommentWe spoke with Abandon the Cube in June before they set off on their journey, and now they’re back and, surprisingly, alive to tell us the answers to the most important questions.
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Meditations on Minorities
18 February 2011 6:19 PM | 2 CommentsUighurs. Lots of things come to mind when I think about them dudes. Two of the more "serious" or "responsible" or even "ethical" thoughts I have are as follows:
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Calling for an Asian Hollywood Invasion
18 February 2011 4:25 PM | No CommentsLots of supporting roles seem to go to Asian-American actors, and from a personal standpoint I see a lot more diversity in Hollywood now than 10 or 15 years ago. But the Asian lead is still a scarcity in the American film industry.
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Uighurs: The Shocking Truth Revealed!
17 February 2011 2:39 PM | 9 CommentsWhy do Chinese people strongly dislike Uighurs? Why does the CCP censor news articles relating to the minority group? Why? Why? Why? All answers revealed in this shocking piece of journalistic mastery!
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AK47 Archive
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Liar Liar Pants on Fire
Lie of the Day: "We'll never seek economic growth rate and big size at the price of environment," - Wen Jiabao. Thanks for the laugh big guy. -
Uighurs: The Shocking Truth Revealed!
Why do Chinese people strongly dislike Uighurs? Why does the CCP censor news articles relating to the minority group? Why? Why? Why? All answers revealed in this shocking piece of journalistic mastery! -
Viva la Revolución!!
First it's Tunisia, now it's Egypt. Who's next? Is China next? Will our Chinese brothers and sisters follow the Arabs’ route and take to the streets to protest against a long-standing oppressive regime filled with plundering corrupt officials? -
The Power of the Media
The possibility for policy changes, even the slightest, now almost exclusively relies on angry bloggers stirring up resentment from injustice and western media's ability to exploit the CCP's insecurities. -
One Giant Leap for Chinese Men!
Ladies and gentleman, more gentleman than ladies, porn is officially unblocked. We're all once again free to browse the web looking to satisfy whatever sick sexual fantasy you may have. -
Chinese Movie Theaters
I LOVE going to movie theaters in Shanghai. Yes, they may be a little pricey, and the movies I typically see are kinda crappy (big blockbusters), but I always leave the theater in high spirits and have at least one very comical memory from the audience. -
A Little Taste of North Korea
When Gigglecat and I passed by a restaurant displaying "D.P.R. Korean Restaurant", we jumped at the opportunity to catch a glimpse into the most isolated country in the world. -
Clash of the Titans Plot Revealed!!
Forget what you think you know about Clash of the Titans, or ancient mythology in general, the back cover of my Clash of the Titans DVD broke down the famous fable better than NY Times movie reviewers. -
The World is Our Toilet
The greatest advantage of being a man is having the ability to urinate in public. It's wondrous and as men we should never take this for granted. Old Chinese men certainly don't... -
A Cure for the Common Hangover
Egghead Bagels is a recently opened bagel shop situated on Shanxi Bei Lu between Beijing Xi lu and Xinzha lu. No joke, Egghead Bagels will take a dump on your hangover.