Recent Posts
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Liar Liar Pants on Fire
28 February 2011 9:29 PM | 3 CommentsLie of the Day: "We'll never seek economic growth rate and big size at the price of environment," - Wen Jiabao. Thanks for the laugh big guy.
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10,000 Miles Later and One Less Car-less Mongolian Child
23 February 2011 2:50 PM | 1 CommentWe spoke with Abandon the Cube in June before they set off on their journey, and now they’re back and, surprisingly, alive to tell us the answers to the most important questions.
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Meditations on Minorities
18 February 2011 6:19 PM | 2 CommentsUighurs. Lots of things come to mind when I think about them dudes. Two of the more "serious" or "responsible" or even "ethical" thoughts I have are as follows:
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Calling for an Asian Hollywood Invasion
18 February 2011 4:25 PM | No CommentsLots of supporting roles seem to go to Asian-American actors, and from a personal standpoint I see a lot more diversity in Hollywood now than 10 or 15 years ago. But the Asian lead is still a scarcity in the American film industry.
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Uighurs: The Shocking Truth Revealed!
17 February 2011 2:39 PM | 9 CommentsWhy do Chinese people strongly dislike Uighurs? Why does the CCP censor news articles relating to the minority group? Why? Why? Why? All answers revealed in this shocking piece of journalistic mastery!
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Merkforce Delta Archive
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Meditations on Minorities
Uighurs. Lots of things come to mind when I think about them dudes. Two of the more "serious" or "responsible" or even "ethical" thoughts I have are as follows: -
Why Twitter and Facebook are Blocked in China
Anyway, rather than banging on about our lack of status updates, or whatever, we here at Shlaowai HQ have artfully employed our understanding of geopolitics in order to get to the bottom of this seemingly bottomless vexation. -
The Most Uninteresting China Post You Will Ever Read
One thing we at Shlaowai have always been absolutely sure about is our mutual disdain for Western media coverage of China. -
PLEASE REFRAIN FROM TAKING A DUMP IN OUR PAVILION
Over the previous two months of Shanghai Expo operations, interesting testaments on the true nature of the Shanghai Expo have emerged. -
Lions and Tigers and Clintons, Oh My!
Only hours previous, I received an email addressed to one “Mr. Delta”, inviting your noble beacon of results-based communication strategies to a speech on President Obama’s National Exports Initiative, to be given by a man named Hillary Rodham Clinton. -
Do Not Smoking
It just so happens that the only place people choose to smoke (in a building which strictly prohibits smoking, mind you) is the small men’s bathroom. Mostly because there is no god, this bathroom has no ventilation. -
This is the Expo
MKFDPhD was one of 200,000, and with ticket, camera, and umbrella in hand, I made first contact with what until now has been a rather alien event to pretty much anyone that isn’t Chinese. -
What the Hell is the Expo?????
Well, as a Shanghai resident, my mind has been thunderfucked with Expo propaganda for months on end, which enables me to vouch for the fact that at least 1.4 billion people sandwiched between Russia and Southeast Asia care. Or maybe they don’t. -
EXPO-MANIA
This area will be one of the highlights of the imminent 2010 Shanghai World Expo. Compared to the other Expo areas, this area will feature examples of someone putting something into the world rather than taking something out. -
Meet the Shlaowai Team
Lots o' laowai! Here you can find out a little insight into the personalities who keep this incredible website going.